It's 105° F in my house

You know it’s hot in your house when:
The syrup bottle microwave indicator tells you the bottle is HOT.
You have no need to boil water for washing dishes because it comes out of the faucet the right temperature.
Within 10 minutes of taking butter out of the fridge, it is already softened and beginning to melt.
The minute the electricity cuts and the fan stops blowing, you’re drenched in sweat.
You drink a whole 32 ounces of water and are still thirsty.